Song Lyrics – Tradie Girl
by admin ~ July 30th, 2010. Filed under: Music.Tradie Girl
They say that you covert what you see,
& he saw you every day.
So you sent him photos of your flabby arse
In your best lingerie.You know that he describes you
As very unattractive,
With a head like a hat full of arseholes.
Pasty face, chipped teeth, mouse hair
A body-shape distinctly pear -
Your tits flopping loose in your overalls!You’re too ugly to be a Suicide Girl,
But I wish you’d fucking die!
& if I see you on the street,
You’d better grow wings on your feet.
You’d better fly!He was my sun, my moon, my world
& he said I was his only girl -
His only girl.I trusted him so completely,
& I loved him like family -
Like family.When I found those photos of your snatch,
I called you right away.
In your gormless slutty voice,
You had the gall to say -(spoken, in Aussie scrubber voice)
“O, well, you know I’ve been through a bad break-up
& I’m just clutching at whatever I can get
To boost my self esteem.
We never thought you’d find out,
& get hurt,
So I’m really sorry about that.
We never thought you’d find out.”Tradie Girl, you clutching sook!
Tradie Girl, you dogface scrubber!
Tradie Girl, you trashbag crook!
You knew he had a girlfriend -
You’re my friend on Facebook!You’re too ugly to be a Suicide Girl,
But I wish you’d fucking die!
& if I see you on the street,
You’d better grow wings on your feet.
You’d better fly!You’re too ugly to be a Suicide Girl,
But I hope you fucking die!
& if I see you on the street,
You’d better grow wings on your feet.
You’d better fly!© Talie Helene 2010. All Rights Reserved.
